1. In all of the wedding cake, hope is
the sweetest of plums -- Douglas Jerrold
2. Bigamy is having one husband or wife
too many. Monogamy is the same ~Oscar Wilde
3. Our wedding was many years ago. The
celebration continues to this day ~Gene Perret
4. Marriage is the institution where the
woman loses her the name and the man his solvency ~ Anonymous
5. No man is regular in his attendance at
the House of Commons until he is married ~Benjamin Disraeli
6. He's the kind of man a woman would
have to marry to get rid of ~Mae West
7. If a man hears much that a woman says,
she is not beautiful ~Haskins
8. Don't marry for money; you can borrow
it cheaper ~ Scottish Proverb
9. The most dangerous food is wedding
cake ~American Proverb
10.
Never
say marriage has more joy than pain ~ Euripedes Alcestis
11.
I
believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck ~W.
C. Fields
12.
I
don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years ~ Sam Kinison
13.
Only
choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman
~Joseph Joubert
14.
The
secret of a happy marriage remains a secret -Henny Youngman
15.
Life
is a bitch, and then you marry one ~Author Unknown
16.
Marrying
is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining
another ~Celeste Tan
17.
Never
strike your wife - even with a flower ~Hindu Proverb
18.
Keep
your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards -- Benjamin Franklin
19.
Always
get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't
wasted a whole day. ~Mickey Rooney
20.
There
is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved ~ George Sands
